Player Name: Joe Kurczewski

Position: Hockey Player (Fine, fuck, RW)

Minor League Team:#ScarecrowClub

Link to Profile Page: No. It's below you. Thats why we have fucking sigs.

Link to Update Page: See above for prior sarcasm.

Questions

What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?

Probably that I'm hilarious and smart. I'm pretty sure i have the nicest smile and i know i give the warmest hugs in the draft class.


Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?

Because I want to be drafted by a team that can have the funnies.

What do you value most in a team?

Great LR.

Quick, tell me a joke!

Women Drivers.*

*-bonus if Asian

Who was the best Platoon player in S30?

idk, i was busy playing hockey in the SMJHL.

How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?

Probably already am.



Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired

Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?

Yes. I want to captain the Scarecrows next season and lead them to a Four Star Cup.

Do you know anybody on WKP?

I dont know, maybe? Probably not though. I really only know the fellow Rookies. We should have an ice cream social so i can get to know everyone.

Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?

Fuck no, assumed it was some assfuck barren place in Nova Scotia. FLORIDA DOE. LEZ GO.

How much does money matter to you?

It literally buys happiness. But for real, its important enough to me that I'll do some fun stuff to get it so i can get training, equipment, etc. Gimme dat TPE.

Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.

Favorite NHL team: Buffalo Sabres.
Hobbies: gym. Also, skipping the gym, drinking, playing football, wrestling, etc.
Xbox/PS4/Steam ? XBOX FOREVER.