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OH MY GOSH! Hello! I'm happy you found your way here. If you're reading this, well, you've decided to engage in the dungeons and dragons equivalent of Be A Pro for NHL and have made it past the god-awful CHL portion, so congratulations! That means you're ready to post more stuff for a "professional" team! Obviously, this particular interview is for the Seattle Riot , a team that couldn't choose a better logo than a flaming tampon on a background of the Space Needle, so let's get this thing going. Again, congrats for finding this thread, you're special .

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Now, on to the feature film: the questions! It's the main reason you showed up, right? It's not really about the close-knit family atmosphere of the locker room (how could you know that? UNLESS YOU'RE A SPY :ph34r: ), or even the random, crazy nature of the folks within the team. You just want a job, and this team of nutjob folks that might be able to win something once in a blue moon (depending on whether they can fixate on a name, go :kings: ) seems like a reasonable option! NOTICE: you will spend a year down in that shitty CHL part of the game, but it's for your own good, like eating brussell sprouts or poking holes in your ex's condoms. It all has a purpose.

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Oh, one more thing: credits! You have to know about guys like <a href='index.php?showuser=83' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>Gifter of Bikes</a>, <a href='index.php?showuser=1107' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>ADV</a>, and <a href='index.php?showuser=11' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-54'>Abdeezy</a>, the three OGs (old goats, odd Germans, etc...) of the team. While 2 really have the GM tag, all 3 serve purpose, unlike the 3rd Olson sister or Jared Staal's career. We have a lot of other old folks too, like <a href='index.php?showuser=1353' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Mook</a>, <a href='index.php?showuser=1371' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>BruinsFanatic100</a>, <a href='index.php?showuser=1787' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>TML99</a>, and others that are still kicking. It's a good group of veteran minds with relatively solid players near their prime or so past their prime it's funny. It's not perfect, but riots aren't supposed to be. We have a good goalie, had a good defender on the rise before he became a mutant (that's my excuse for it until I cave and call him Multi-man, the worst superhero name ever) to compliment some old and new players, and a decent core of forwards that are surrounded by veteran presences. Finally, ON TO THE QUESTIONS!

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1. How much love is there for you to give to the Riot? We can take a lot :-x

2. Are you willing to switch positions? We look for players that are versatile and have proven to make those that switch produce (see: Mikko Koskinen, Tommy Creller, and Pavel Bursyuk playing defense despite being forwards).

3. Do you think you're able to actually be drafted by us, given your own "totally not biased" opinion of your draft stock?

4. Tell me a story about you, your player, or anything really. GoB's a literary mind, and we have to have you on point. Please include links to your player page and updates, or tell us lazy asses to look in your signature.

5. JK, if you can't write, post a graphic. We're desperate here.

6. What experience do you have with the STHS sim? If you were pressed to label yourself an Amateur, Semi-pro, Pro, or Expert, which tier would you select?

7. Who would you take in the SHL Deadpool?

8. How do you plan on earning monies and TPE?

9. How active are you? I'm actually looking for a posts/day projection.

10. PM GoB and ADV your questions, some of which will inevitably include, "Why didn't you stop c from creating a Deadpool-themed Prospects Thread?"