1. How much love is there for you to give to the Riot?
Can you feel the love?

2. Are you willing to switch positions? http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/...t/wink.png We look for players that are versatile and have proven to make those that switch produce (see: Mikko Koskinen, Tommy Creller, and Pavel Bursyuk playing defense despite being forwards).

Yes I am willing to switch positions, however the TPE I have put into faceoffs would be better respent somewhere else if a position change came to fruition.

3. Do you think you're able to actually be drafted by us, given your own "totally not biased" opinion of your draft stock?

I think so, I'm going to sound like a broken record here but I believe the draft projections system is broken. The draft standings seem to be based on points in a season rather than actual skillset. I know I am as skilled or more skilled than the guys projected in the top 10, they're SMJHL team is just structured a little more top heavy than is. I hope our playoff success can translate into some proof for these words I'm typing. I believe I can be a permanent top end player for your team and I'd be eager to prove it if you guys made the pick.

4. Tell me a story about you, your player, or anything really. GoB's a literary mind, and we have to have you on point. Please include links to your player page and updates, or tell us lazy asses to look in your signature.

Look at my signature fools . I am about to tell you guys a shameless story about myself. I decided to DD my tenants to a bar to listen to a local band last winter in northern Canada. We arrived and part way through the night a girl starts giving me the eyes from across the room. She isn't very attractive but it's dark in there so I don't care. We dance a little, and something just feels off. She's completely hammered but she says shes a successful real estate mogul and a lawyer and continues to talk about her success. I follow the bad vibes and distance myself. One of my tenants misreads the situation and invites her to my home.
We get to my house and it becomes clear this girl is a headcase, her brand name clothes are all knock offs, shes eating all of the food in my fridge, and she kind of smells. So what do I do? I decide to sleep with her. Afterwards she opens her purse and shows me her 1 year sobriety coin whilst absolutely tanked, she breaks into tears and tells me that she thinks I'm different than the other guys and that I am the one. I panic text a group of friends trying to find a way to get this girl out of my house the nicest way possible. I feign that I have a girlfriend on the way and it appears to work until she locks herself in my bathroom and starts screaming. I text my friend Dave that I am terrified of this woman and then my phone dies.
Suddenly I hear my electric toothbrush whirring and I have had enough. I pick the door lock and tell her I'll drive her home or she can walk but shes not staying here. She slowly makes her way to my car and we spend the next 3 hours circling town to find her house...it is at this point that I realize I just banged a homeless woman, who slept with me for a roof over her head.
Meanwhile at the house, police show up: my phone died after an ambiguous text about my fear of this woman and my friend Dave called the police. My tenants answer the door and go to retrieve me from my room, when I am not there, they explain to the police that they brought an unstable woman home from the bar.
I do the only sensible thing I could think of and drop her off outside a local soup kitchen so we can get directions to her "house", and then speed off into the night while shes in there. I get home and the police question me and my sobriety, once it checks out..at about 4 am, I sit myself into the shower and try to scrub away my shame.
I worked at 8am the next day. I never saw this girl again.

Hows that for a story?!

5. JK, if you can't write, post a graphic. We're desperate here.

I can't graphic.

6. What experience do you have with the STHS sim? If you were pressed to label yourself an Amateur, Semi-pro, Pro, or Expert, which tier would you select?

I have been following each game, as far as the index goes, I am not quite familiar in the workings of the program though.

7. Who would you take in the SHL Deadpool?

Me huehuehue. And if we're talking Deadpool here, I tried the pineapple and black olive pizza he orders at the start of he movie, it was actually solid.

8. How do you plan on earning monies and TPE?

I post articles to earn money and take part in all kinds of TPE earning threads. I will continue to do this ad infinitum.

9. How active are you? I'm actually looking for a posts/day projection.

I work in full-time car sales and I am planning a wedding, so I'll never be the guy who posts 10,000 in a year. If you look at my track record however, I have never missed a week of updates. I am always on the ball when it comes to TPE and my player will best reflect my activity.