Player Name: Jason Visser
Position: C
Minor League Team: St. Louis Scarecrows
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What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?
I just gonna word soup you, and that's what I do to earn money. Actually fuck this, nobody read my posts cause they're too long. Check these out to get the idea. Failed Presser gone right---- Some real weird shit with my player---First post I went for double $ on $15m
Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?
Shit boys I like your goalie Lewis-Flood, and the other dude why the fuck don't you play him more? 300 more TPE solid as fuck it looked like in the regular season right, what's the question I don't even. alright I am a good fit cause. Shit sometimes I lock small children in cramped dark places for long periods of time.
What do you value most in a team?
Like Buffalo looks like ass right, they had a single active guy so anything that's the opposite of that right, and that would be a high volume of active players. I don't give a fuck who I'll say the same weird shit to everyone just as long as there are a fuck ton of them that's what you want. Damn I gotta get it together here but you get the idea.
Quick, tell me a joke! v ^ >

Who was the best Platoon player in S30?
copy pasta from a post i did
Zallerras Szlerchek1548 TPE Awh shit this guy's from S19 and is still a fucking baller. Leads the platoon in points and +/- with a a +20 rating and 18G 25A for 43P. Fuck he also leads the team in PIMS fucking 6 fights on the season for 77 PIMS. Awesome man- and he was on today. fucking active --- Fuck yeah bud he won 56.46% of the 1665 face offs he took.
How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
S52 at best right? I mean I need to go up and regress and I think by 52 I'll be back down to around 1500 TPE


Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Ah yes, my favorite kind of question now first of all I hate this song I am listening to that just has this grandma fucking yelling at a girl name Kesha to get off the phone like wtf, I don't want to listen to this baby cry either- album has like alright music but is ruined by these crack heads shouting over the actual good parts and their shitty baby that nobody cares for so it's crying through the background of the whole song it's outrageous. FUck off
Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season? I want to earn the max TPE I can so I would accept sucking ass to spend more and earn points faster. Though that'd fuck the Crows over, I like them. <3 Hi

Do you know anybody on WKP? Alright So Rice has one of the better avi's I'm really falling for all you guys I mean- These pretty girls you have for your picture, but it's starting to get in the way of the work I am trying to do I can't stop and edge for 10 minutes every time I see your little girl tasting a strawberry. And this is a trend I am seeing top prospects get in on, Tomen and Incitehysteria fafhasf as some goalie they now are cutie girls in their avi, and it really works on me guys I want to be your fiends, it's like a strip club all these pretty girls and they look at you while you throw them cash and you think I am different. She really likes me, look at her eyes she is in love with me, and really that is why I can't go to whole foods anymore.

Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
Fuck homies, I did a long ass thing about a bunch of teams I still don't even know where you stand. I remember though that like your team had a shit ton of people with over 20 points but nobody over 45 so like all of you contributed, wait what is this question even asking? where they are shit. fuck off west kendall obviously you swine.
How much does money matter to you?
Bro. It's all I'm here for tbh i want tons of money so i can go straight to the bigs pay to suck for a long time but get better faster than all the junior nerds ya'know. fuck them none of them are reading this.
Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Coyotes
Hobbies: nice thanks for this.
I like getting high, getting high, getting high, and getting high. Sometimes my dog will lick peanut butter off my clock and it feels really good to wind it up and watch time pass. There was once a day when I went fly fishing and broke my pole when i tried to spear a fish that was trying to swim in my waders. When the ground is dry I like to get on my knees and scrape myself till my elbows and knees bleed, and you get that good air feeling touching the blood, then I go play roller hockey and let the sweat from my elbows and knee pads get in there real good and burn me so I skate faster.
Xbox/PS4/Steam ? If you happen to play the 1 game I do which you don't then we'll find out alright yeah fuck it fuck off. but hey maybe you play my itty bitty titty game