1. How much love is there for you to give to the Riot? We can take a lot :-x
You can have all my love. I am single, so you will have no girlfriend sucking away any of my love from you.

2. Are you willing to switch positions? We look for players that are versatile and have proven to make those that switch produce (see: Mikko Koskinen, Tommy Creller, and Pavel Bursyuk playing defense despite being forwards).
Not really, I prefer being a forward more than a dman. I'm okay playing any forward position tho.

3. Do you think you're able to actually be drafted by us, given your own "totally not biased" opinion of your draft stock?
I'm first overall material, so if I slip to you guys I will be highly disappointing. But not actually, I've seen myself being ranked to go to you guys or just below you guys in a number of mock drafts, so I would imagine you'd be able to draft me.

4. Tell me a story about you, your player, or anything really. GoB's a literary mind, and we have to have you on point. Please include links to your player page and updates, or tell us lazy asses to look in your signature.
I made a sandwich while I was really drunk the other night and it tasted amazing. Then I tried to recreate it today and it was terrible. Never have more sauce than bread on your sandwich. I hope that's good enough to stimulate your literary mind GoB.
Here's the presser I did, if you actually wanna read something I wrote: My presser

Player Page
Update Page

5. JK, if you can't write, post a graphic. We're desperate here.
Here's a live action picture of Wilson scoring the game winning goal for Seattle in the Champions Cup final.


6. What experience do you have with the STHS sim? If you were pressed to label yourself an Amateur, Semi-pro, Pro, or Expert, which tier would you select?
I've only been around here for a few months, so not too much. I've read a bunch of stuff about it so I'm not clueless. My player did well so clearly I'm doing something right. I'll say semi-pro.

7. Who would you take in the SHL Deadpool?
I'd take Colossus easy. That guy could skate through the entire other team, or just post himself in the net and get shutouts without even moving.

I mean just look at that guy on the right


8. How do you plan on earning monies and TPE?
Articles and contract for money, my a job idk. TPE by doing PTs, activity checks, and training every week.

9. How active are you? I'm actually looking for a posts/day projection.
My post/day fluxuates depending on my mood, but I think I'm averaging about 3.5 posts since joining the league. I'm still highly active even if I'm not always posting tho. I do a lot more of my talking through discord right now.

10. PM GoB and ADV your questions, some of which will inevitably include, "Why didn't you stop c from creating a Deadpool-themed Prospects Thread?"
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