1) Post a picture/GIF of what best describes what you bring to the table. If it's NSFW, send in PM, we got an NSFW thread in our Discord, so don't be shy.


2) We're going rebuild for the next few seasons. What part do you want to have in the re-emergence of Seattle in the SHL?

I'd love to become apart of a rebuild. I want to help out a struggling franchise with problems. I'd hope to be a top 2 defenseman of the future, but I can see me falling behind the pack as offensive defensemen are treated with such fame unlike DFD.

3) How much experience do you have with STHS?

The same experience the Washington Capitals have with the Stanley Cup.

4) Where do you mostly hang out when it comes to the SHL: on-site or Discord?

A mix of both. When it comes to chatting with people, discord, when it comes to other things, the site. I'm on both quite often.

5) Tell me about your IRL plans for the next 6 months - year. We like to be a good group of actual friends here with interests in each others' lives.

Well, since you fucking pedos want my plans (jk), I'll give them to you. Nothing, absolutely nothing. Enjoy summer vacation, and go back to school.

6) How do you want to be used on the team? Is there a role you want to fill for the foreseeable future? Would you need our help as management to fulfill that role?

I'd like to be used as a top penalty killer, and top 2 defenseman. As I said, since OFD are taking over hockey, DFD aren't usually a common sight on the top 2, but I have enough faith in doing so. I don't need much help from management besides the fact that you make the lines.

7) What contract do you want starting out?

Well, you know, I'm a pretty big deal. I think an 8x8 is small chump change to start off, then we can move into McDavid+ level money.

To be serious, probably a 2 million dollar contract. I'm a low TPE dude, I don't expect much. I had to earn that 8x8.

8) Rank these methods of acquiring TPE in terms of what you'll do most often to least often: PTs, Training, Activity Checks

All of them. I do all of them. I sometimes forget about training, but I do all of them.

9) Rank these methods of acquiring money in terms of where you'll earn the bulk of your bank from largest share to smallest share: Media, Graphics, Podcasts, Contracts

I do media, I like contracts. Fuck the rest.

10) How do you feel about being called up to the SHL? Is there motivation to be in the pros immediately or do you want to hang back a bit and stack the TPE for a ROTY Award run?

I rather hang back. I'm emotionally attached to my SMJHL team: The Kelowna Knights. I can't leave them immediately. I'd like to hang back for 2 more years. If you're not in a rush, than 3 years would be nice.

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