1. What is your interest level in being drafted by the Chiefs on a scale of 1-10? Why?
5, I don't know yall

2. What is your forum activity level on a scale from 1-10? Discord activity level?
Forum 7, Discord 9

3. What have you enjoyed the most about the SHL since creating your current player?
Getting drunk and shit talking in Discord

4. What have you liked the least about the SHL since creating your current player?
Lots of dumb people who think being loud and negative makes them sound smart

5. What would you be looking for in an ideal team – activity, team/individual success, LR/discord atmosphere, playing time, etc.?
Locker room -- we're at the whims of the RNG gods so having bros to nerd out with is important. I really dig the community aspect of building a team together, would want a team that's all in on that

6. Assuming everything goes smoothly, do you plan on sticking with the team that drafts you for the long haul or do you think you’ll explore free agency?
Depends on how much I like the team, but ideally I'd stick around

7. Who are you? What do you currently do in real life? What are your interests? Where are you from?
I'm a guy who works at a software startup. I enjoy programming, golf, tabletop games, and video games in my spare time

8. What do you bring to a team?
Smart dude with an average sized weiner

9. Describe your ideal night. Where would you go? What would you do? Who would you be with?
Out with friends, getting drinks, go to a game/show/concert or something fun, then back home to hang out with our dogs and wind down

10. Any questions for us?
what team is this again