TASK ONE: Decorate your teammates car for the big game! Can be written or graphic. If written, tell us how you plan to “decorate” your teammates ride before leaving for the viewing party and must be 150 words.

Oh, fuck yes so obviously I am decorating Brynjar Tusk’s car because I feel like he would get super salty about it, but like a few minutes later just laugh it off. So, what I would do is take a huge photo of Kyle Wahlgren and put it on his hood and his trunk, next I would take the hashtag PORTLANDISGOAT and put it on hit windshield and then just post Admirals logos all the way around. I would then add a classic yellow paint job over top of all the monstrosities that I would have created just to give it that disgusting feel. Inside the car I would buy him a nice admiral steering wheel cover, as well, through on a new shift with Kyle Wahlgren bobble head. I could also use Pedro Sarantez’s mustache clippings to add into the glove box so he always has something warm in there.

TASK TWO: Pre-Party! Create a drink menu for the arena to sell during the playoff series. Must have four drink specials named after two players each team and have a brief description of each drink! Must be at least 150 words total. If graphic, create a menu that contains four drinks, brief description, and price!
All right so our first drink special handed out during the festivities of Championship week is the LAINGER DELIGHT, named after Reed Laing of the Toronto North Stars. The LAINGER DELIGHT is a concoction of various items found in households around the world. We have some classic vodka, mixed with spiced rum. A pinch of tequila and some apple juice to go with it. On the top of the brim we have a salted rim to give you the rim job taste you have always wanted. Second, we have the Reeeeeed. The Reeeed, named after Laing again is another drink but it is less of a mess. Instead it is classic orange juice mixed with Henny giving you that REEEEEEEEED emotion when you taste it. Our next two drinks are featured after Kyle Wahlgren. The “Gren” is a green drink comprised of kale, spinach and broccoli extracts mixed with apple juice and lemon vodka. A sure treat for any fan. The second drink is the KYUHL which is a mix of grenadine, Kahlua, baileys, and scotch. A mess of a drink, makes for the best fans at the games.


TASK THREE: Write a script for the game day preview for Game One of the Finals. Must be at least 150 words.
GAME ONE OF THE SIMULATION HOCKEY LEAGUE FINALS. WELL FOLKS, THE 14 TEAMS HAVE COMPETED ALL SEASON AND WE ARE DOWN TO OUR FINAL TWO TEAMS, THE PORTLAND ADMIRALS WHO LOST IN THE CUP FINALS LAST SEASON VERSUS THE NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK, AND THE TORONTO NORTH STARS, WHO HAVE BEEN IN THE LEAGUE SINCE THE INAGUARATION AND HAVE YET TO WIN A CHALLENGE CUP IN 35 SEASONS, WHICH IS AN INCREDIBLE CURSE, BUT THIS FINAL WE WILL SEE ONE CURSE BROKEN. PLAYER JACKSON CARTIER OF THE PORTLAND ADMIRALS HAS NEVER WON A CHALLENGE CUP IN HIS AGENTS CAREER, A FULL 20+ SEASONS WITH A CUP VICTORY, SO EITHER THE TORONTO CURSE WILL BE BROKEN, OR THE CARTIER CURSE WILL FINALLY END AND ONE OF THESE TWO ENTITIES WILL WALK AWAY WITH A CUP RING, AND THAT BEAUTIFUL STANLEY CUP UNDER THEY MEMBER PROFILE. SO, WATCH OUT THIS WILL BE A HUGE SERIES TO WATCH AND A FUN ONE AT LEAST.


TASK FOUR: Who is your choice for the S35 Playoff MVP to this point? Must be 150 words.
Kyle Wahlgren without trouble is the playoff MVP. Entering the cup finals, Wahlgren has an 8-4-0 record with a BEAUTIFUL .926% and 2.47 GAA. He has held down the fort for the Admirals when they really needed it, and his stats truly show. He can show up in big games and really keep his team in it, when they have no business being in a game. Wahlgren is also a huge voice in the locker room and continuously motivates his team behind closed doors, and his voice is profoundly heard on the ice yelling at his teammates to perform better and push themselves to the limit. If a skater was to be named the playoff MVP, it would be Andrey Barbashev from the Toronto North Stars, Barbashev is the leading scorer on the team with 12 points, and is an offensive force every single night he plays. Many excellent playoff MVP options, but only a few will stand out come series end.