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TASK ONE: Decorate your teammates car for the big game! Can be written or graphic. If written, tell us how you plan on "decorating" your teammates ride before leaving for the viewing party and must be 150 words.

Quote:The final series is Toronto VS Portland and of course, being on Toronto even if he wasn't playing, Elias Lindstrom had to have a little fun with his teammates. Cynthia Taylor, the beautiful but ever so butch defender for the North Stars always prides herself on her new ride. A 2017 lime green dodge ram with everything done up to the tits. Now, we know. Why not something better with all that money? It must be those Canadians seeping into her brain. Nonetheless, the night before, myself and some of the guys went out to her parking stall and had ourselves a night. We started by drinking 2 40's of Jack and coke and a case of Miller beside the truck. By the back left wheel we had a fire burning and were cooking some smokies off the tailgate. We wrapped the truck in saran wrap and glued 47 dildos all around her truck. Then we fired all the beer cans and shit in the back off the truck, left her a note and blamed it on those Portland scumbags. Bet you shell be kicking some ass tonight.



TASK TWO: Pre-Party! Create a drink menu for the arena to sell during the playoff series. Must have four drink specials named after two players each team and have a brief description of each drink! Must be at least 150 words total. If graphic, create a menu that contains four drinks, brief description and price!

Quote:Either way, one team is going to win, one is going to lose. Happy or sad, we got a drink to carry you through the night.

1. Willy Mack "Vodka" Attack - You got your crisp taste of Canadian distilled Maple Vodka, with your choice of Blue Curaco and orange juice or Cranberry juice. We get it, it sounds like a drink for the ladies but any fan of Portland doesn't have balls between there to walking twigs.

2. Heyo, Pedro shot - It's pretty self explanatory really. We're here to liven shit up, party and hopefully make you smile more. With a name like that, you'd expect him to be a Mexican compadre from who loves getting a little Tequila under his breath before each game. Well, tonight, so can the fans when they watch their boys lose all thanks to MR Sarantez. With 90% tequila and 10% tears, this will surely fuck you up.

3. Harder - It's a plan on of words for the amazing goalie of the North Stars, Mark Harter. This shot glass is twice the size of a normal shot glass and is said to make your abs harder, the mind stronger and put hair on your testicles. 25% Tequila, 25% Rum, 25% Whiskey and a little mixture of fireball and disarono will surely get you off your knockers on the night.

4. Barbashev Bong Shot - Thanks to fuck face Trudeau, the only thing the dumb fuck could complete is the possibility of legalizing weed. Toronto said fuck it and brought it in a little sooner. Whatever shot you want - Tequila, Rum, some fancy girl shit like fruit loops or bottle caps. You name it - we got it. Follow that shot up by taking the Barbashev Bong Shot and taking a fat old rip from our new vortex bong and it'll surely have you spacing out in the crowd while you dip those greasy fucking fingers of yours into some nice, warm nachos.



TASK THREE: Write a script for the game day preview for Game One of the Finals. Must be at least 150 words.

TASK FOUR: Who is your choice for the S35 Playoff MVP to this point? Must be 150 words.

Quote:Kyle Wahlgren of the Portland Admirals or whatever they are has to be my playoff MVP. Despite the SHL not updating the index and that makes me super annoyed and lazy, I don't have stats from the last 5-6 games. Though, without them, Wahlgren is an absolutely easy choice.

He leads the league in save percentage by a crazy amount with a  0.926 on that (0.014 lead) and takes the cake by a landslide in GAA too (2.47 GAA). He's faced the most shots, tied for the most wins (obviously)  and has played incredibly strong throughout the post-season. One would maybe look at Kirkstone (8-1-1) but his numbers aren't as strong and we feel if not for his team sort of carrying him, Kirkstone could possibly be blowing it for his team (dare I look at the PBP's and see this is true?).  If he continues on this trend and allows himself to stand tall, command play and hugs those posts OH SO TIGHT, chances are - possibly even win or loss, he could be this playoffs MVP.

TASK FIVE: Media Day once again! Create three questions, one for three different players in the Challenge Cup and tag them! Playing in the Challenge Cup? Feel free to answer questions for your task or ask three of your own!

TASK SIX: Create a SHL Challenge Cup viewing party invitation! Must include a list of 3 special guest appearances for your fans and a list of 4 events being held at the viewing party (i.e. Poker Tournament, Bean Bag Tournament, etc.)

TASK SEVEN: Create a 'Tale of the Tape' poster between two players of your choice from the finals. Must include renders, player names, team logos, and 5 player statistics.

TASK EIGHT: Design the Championship Banner for the S35 Challenge Cup. Must include team logo, team name and at least one render.

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