I got three important things to talk about.

First of all, we had a vote for captaincy and after like 40 ties and stuff, we finally have three people who will wear letters because this is hockey and three people wear letters, I guess.

Our first alternate captain is: Alex Light!
<a href='index.php?showuser=2325' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-69'>Zoone16</a> has been a really important part of our team and has been super involved with the league since we drafted him, and even before. He helped Bojo and I draft players we would've ignored without his really helpful scouting reports and for that we are grateful.

Our second alternate captain is: Slappy McDoodle!
<a href='index.php?showuser=1546' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Slappydoodle</a> embodies what it means to be a Toonza. He spent his entire career here and stuck with us through the good and the bad. He helped make many generations of Toonzi feel welcome to their new team and has contributed to the current Platoon image. We couldn't ask for a better person to keep our locker room alive because he just won't join Discord :lol:

The player who will wear the C for the coming seasons is none other than: Pietra Volkova!
<a href='index.php?showuser=2238' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-59'>Pris</a> has been nothing short of amazing for us since she joined our team as the first overall pick of her draft class. Her ability to connect with the rookies and her great personality in general has helped West Kendall become a top destination for rookies and a nice place to stay for veterans.

Second announcement, <a href='index.php?showuser=1157' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>Beaujeaux</a> smells funny.

Third announcement, we have new jerseys because the ones we had were ugly as fuck. I asked the entire team to make an article about them and nobody wanted to sacrifice themselves for the good of the team so 47 words is all you get about them.



Thank you for your time.