Most likely to get fucked up with me - Iam Essellemm: Not only are we teammates on the Halifax Raiders, but we’re also teammates for team Ireland. You know how the Irish are when it comes to our drinking (especially with someone as a big of a partygoer as Conor McGregor), so of course, Iam and I are going to get incredibly wasted on a consistent basis. I only hope that are affinity for drinking will not translate on the ice, or perhaps we actually play better drunk to begin with?

Most likely to become a baker after retiring – Shooter McGavin: Look, McGavin has no future in golf after Happy Gilmore essentially destroyed his reputation, but he has found new success in the hockey world. However, that obviously cannot last forever, as we all must retire from the sport at some juncture in the future. Once that moment occurs, is it not obvious that McGavin will enter the baking business? I mean, his username on here is Cookies after all, and no one makes a username like that without loving cookies, hence their future passion for baking.

Most likely to become a teddy bear in a different life - Ensio Kalju: Kalju is simply a super warm and awesome person to have in the locker room, not to mention that he is also a big players on the ice as a defenseman. Factor both of these attributed about Kalju, and it becomes quite evident that he is destined to be reincarnated as a teddy bear in his next life, and will bring a great deal of fluffy joy to many, many people from around the world.