Quote:TASK ONE: Your player has been invited to do color commentary for Game 1 of the Finals. (Un)fortunately, your player’s decided to drink a bit before making this guest appearance. In at least 150 words, write a transcript of the opening commentary of the game and your player’s introduction.

please note that while Ross comes off as a friendly guy, he is actually an angry drunk.

*hick* Good day all you bums too lazy to have a job that stay at home to watch the finals of a SIMULATED HOCKEY LEAGUE! I mean, Ladies and Gentleman. Today we have the start of the finals, thank fuck. *hick*. Seriously, I have better things to do with my time than get wasted and try and turn 1s and 0s into something you SIMPLETONS will understand. NEVERTHELESS, we have the Farquad Dragons doing battle against the Inappropriate Team Names! Both teams have played well so far, I think...well, they did make the finals. So ya both teams have played well enough to *hick* make the *hick* ..jeeeesus I need another shot. What? I can't do that on air? good thing I brought some back glue!

*Ross proceeds to take a big wiff of the glue bottle*

WOOOOOWWEEEEEE. so ya, Calgary Minnesota gets started TODAY to find out who is the BEST of the BEST of the BESTEST BEST. You know if I had to put money on it, I'd bet on Calgary, no reason at all. I'm not salty. Minny didn't ABSOLUTELY RUIN MY HOPES AND DREAMS 2 YEARS STRAIGHT!

*sobbs into glue bottle*

Quote:TASK TWO: Who is your choice for the unsung hero of the S40 playoffs up to this point? Must be at least 150 words and include at least two statistics in support.

My choice for unsung hero may be a bit of an odd one but I definitely think it can be justified. I think Adam Kaiser has played a huge role in the Dragons success despite his rather poor stat line entering the finals. As it stands he has just 5 points in 12 games and a -2 rating. What people don't always consider is the level of competition he has faced in those 12 games. In the first 2 rounds Calgary played Texas and Winnipeg, 2 of the most deadliest offensive units in the league. Kaiser was front and center on the Dragons 1st D pair, 1st power play pair and 1st penalty kill against the best offensive players this league had to throw at him. And he has been absolutely wearing them down. Through those 12 games he has a staggering 45 hits ,even more impressive when put up against his 17 hits taken. It has cost him some penalties, 8 of them to be exact, amounting to 16 penalty minutes in 12 games. One thing is for sure though, he has been getting under his opponents skin and although he may not be coming up on the score sheet, I don't think the Dragons make it this far without Kaiser.

Quote:TASK FOUR: Unscramble the names of these four players who will be competing in the Challenge Cup Finals. Send the answers to me by forum PM. You will not get credit for posting the answers in this thread. Please make the subject of the message “CW Word Scramble." [Grading: 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer]

1. avoopktsmmsia
2. kdiogdaaser
3. cujzirkeekows
4. srkovoobhdfireo

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bonus question: Terrance Nova