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''Hiccups-EYYY EVERYONE!!! Hockey fans and fams! Shams...Clams... Err... HEYYY!!! Must Be The Money! Tapu Lele! Welcum err come to Gwame one of the ESH-HACH HELL's CHAAAAAAAAMPIONSHIP FINALELELELELELELELE....Did The Rock thing right here in this buurp-iiiiiitch! Tonight! My boys the CHIEFS faces who we'll make our bitches the Drag Queens! Drag-ons? Mother frogging Game of Thrones! DRAGONS YEAH!! Why was it so hard to say? Anyway, this should be a fun match up! Machop? Match UP! Between two teams that deserves to be there! My name is Sebatichen HAHA Christ I chainsaw massacred my name! I'm that guy who allowed five nets in the other Finals! You know? With the birds from that broken down town and the the Kool-Aid... euhm, non, the Kahlua... No that's what I had just before doing this so where are the Knights from again, Kal-El AH! KELOWNA! We'll be right back! I need a drink...Man I'm tired, think I'm gonna go nap until the game starts.''

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Although he suffered defeat in the Four Star Cup Finals against the Kelowna Knights, Sebastien Primeau is among the playoff's unsung heroes with his stellar performances all the way to the Finals.

With an 8 wins and 6 loss record and a 0.900 save percentage he was there for his team when they needed him the most, making the stops needed to allow his forward and defensive line to get the job done. The way the Falcons got passed the Montreal Militia, who have a superior goalie in paper than Primeau in Cedric Moreau and the shocking victory against the Season 39 Champions St-Louis Scarecrows in five was greatly in part thanks to Sebastien being ever so vigilant in front of the net and making the key stops allowing the guys in front of him to go free without worrying that the next shot will go in.

Sebastien Primeau has been a constant, strong and stable member of the Detroit Falcons since his arrival int he middle of Season 38 and he is showing just how much potential he has during these series. Next season looks very promising for the young Montreal native, his last in the SMHJL.

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4 - [TASK SIX]

Going to my backyard on this one I will be talking about myself as it just so happens I am among the pair of lead goaltenders that defend the net for the teams contending for the Four Star Cup between my boys Detroit Falcons and the Kelowna Knights. I believe I have what it takes to win the ''Goalie Battle'' as currently on the statistics side I edge my rival in terms of win-loss record. While he, again before the Finals, have a record of 4 wins and 1 loss I have 8 wins and two losses. The only way he can tie up for the amount of wins is of the Knights sweep the Finals. I also have a superior save percentage with .916 against Blackfyre's .891. Now, will it be enough on it's own to win the Four Star Cup? Of course not! I need the help of my boys on the blue line and on the offense to deliver and block shots but more importantly score goals while I do my job to stop pucks. I have faith in our boys against Kelowna, their best player had 9 points before the Finals while no less than five on my end had at least 10 points including Flacko Lagerfield who leads with 14.

Of course we all know what happened during Game One of the Finals, but as I said before: It's just one game.

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