Continuing my tradition of jamming together soccer player names, I think in many seasons when I finally retire Goat-Z I will recreate as a Greek player named Kostas Papadopoulos. That last name is probably my favorite in the history of last names. It seems like somewhat of a frustrating position to play but I still think I would want to try out a goalkeeper at that time as well. I would definitely be a butterfly goalie because that always seemed like the most fun when playing NHL games long ago. I'm not sure what nationality I would end up joining for IIHF purposes. Might just be the German team again if my buddies are still there, or could try something new that always needs more players like Latvia. My dream would be to someday help whatever SHL team I end up with win the title with a big shutout performance in Game 7. More likely, I would just be really bad though. How the heck do you build goalies in this league anyways?