Troy McClure III Vs Tokek Takshak <a href='index.php?showuser=3085' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>GeckoeyGecko</a>

Honestly, I don't know if he is considered my “Draft Class” or not, but he is my rival. We decided that last week in discord, when he was talking too much shit, so now I gotta take a punk down. He is a cocky little man who is only on a team because the draft class was so weak they had no choice but to take him. Tokek is like Swamp thing after he ran out of the money from his movie. Tokek is what happens when rich parents don't hug there kid enough. Tokek is , without a doubt, the worst person to ever be created in this sim league, and that includes Mr. Shit.


The Stats:


Tokek has played 20 games. He has 5 goals, 4 assist for 9 points and a +8 rating. He has 11 Shots blocked total. He is pulling a .53 PPG pace.

Troy has played 20 games. He has 0 Goals, 4 assist for 4 points and a -4 rating. He has 28 Shots blocked total. Troy is pulling a .27 PPG pace.


So how is Troy better than Tokek? For starters, Troy hits more. A ton more. 18 hits thrown in 287 minutes played VS Tokeks 9 hits thrown in 342 minutes played.


You might be thinking, “So what? Tokek has more points,” and this is true. But Tokek is paired with Buck, a young superstar. Troy is paired with Kade (KALE) Ryley, someone who is going to be a career SMJHL player. Troy is stuck playing hard minutes while Tokek is playing easy minutes. Troy is so talented he gets PK minutes without BEING on the PK. Tokek gets sheltered minutes surrounded by budding superstars. I also heard he can't put on his own equipment, that the team had to hire his little brother to help tie his skates.



Okay, damn it. Tokek is, stats wise, better than Troy right now. However... lets look at some other stats.

Character: Troy:99 Tokek: 4
Ability to Dance: Troy 80 Tokek: 20
Skate Size: Troy: 11D Tokek: 8.5D
Cup Size: Troy: XXL Tokek:Kids Medium


So, in the end, Troy Wins.





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