Well, if I am being placed in charge of an expansion team, it is going to suck. Let’s get that out of the way now. First off, expansion teams are supposed to suck, at least for a little while, but can you imagine how much it would suck to be a team at the bottom of a rebuild and see an expansion team outplay you? At any rate, my team would continue to suck, as it would be run by someone with no understanding of hockey. For that reason, I would probably choose a location not exactly famous for hockey, like maybe Mexico City. The Mexico City Maulers has a nice ring to it, and since a lot of my players would likely be goons cast off by their teams tired of their 4th line playing 30% due to upper line penalties, I think the name would actually be kind of accurate. The mascot would be a giant maul, hitting the fans with reckless abandon.