TASK ONE:

I want the West Kendall Platoon to win. First reason is because the Los Angeles Panthers beat the Jets when they had no reason beating the Jets. No one could win at home? I don’t get it. It seems fake. Great series btw. And number 2, the West Kendall team is always so stacked and so good and flop every year in the in the playoffs. There was a time where I would pick them to win it all or be in the finals every predictions, and they never made it. Never got my TPEs. I didn’t pick them this year, and here they are. Maybe it’s my fault? I have more connection with the West Kendall team from my days as a Whaler and it would be nice to see some of those hard core dedicated folk that are still givin’ er hoist the cup. Sorry, LAP usually I want to keep it in the conference, but I’m going with the Toon.

TASK TWO:

Unsung playoff hero is always a tough call. There are so many variables to account for. Looking at the Platoon, I am going with Rookie Danny Mete for the unsung hero of the playoffs. After 13 games played he has 9 points and is a +9. I know, I know “+/- is a shitty stat, its all team based, it shouldn’t count for personal” you know what, I’m sick of that argument. +/- are high because you do your duty on your line to prevent goals and to light the lamp on the other end. +/- is a great stat and Mete is killing it. What else is he doing? Leading the team with 29 hits. He has scored 3 goals on 12 shots for a 25% shooting percentage. He is unsung because he is a rock. He doesn’t have any playing time on the powerplay, but can put up the 9 points all on even strength situations.


TASK SIX:

Pregame ceremonies can be epic. Or they can be so lame that they are epic. I’ll let you decide what this one is. The West kendall Platoon will decorate their Zamboni up like a platoon boat – parade float styles. The lights go down, smoke fills the arena and the music… turns to flies and crickets and bird calls. The peaceful nature of fishing is apparent. The Zamboni platoon boat comes floating out, and people are fishing on it. Music and sound effects on point where you get a nibble, another nibble and then pow – Set the hook! You caught yourself a…panther? The fight goes on to pull in this panther – get ready to put this sucker on the wall. There is now a decibel meter on the screen – the louder the crowd is, the closer the Toon are to reeling it in. If it dips below a certain level then the panther jumps out and eats the fisherman. So, stay loud. You wouldn’t want to see that ending would you?

Cup Winning Goal: Jon Ross

Task 4 and 9 PM’d to Pris