There are many surprising things about the anchorage armada team locker room that I will have to describe to you, for one, there some guy named Sleepy who always drops in even though he isn't on the team. He always makes terrible jokes and then he told one of the other rookies to stop working on their endurance, but instead to just start fighting. Something about a master plan for the SHL… Anyways. Then there is this old guy named artermis, who is basically ancient. Looks like he will break his ankles every step. Guys mouth works really well still though. Nice, but damn, always talking about game 7 OT winners or something. Another thing I noticed, before every practice the team was forced to line up in the hall and go choo choo all the way to ice. Were the Armada, not the trains or something. I still don’t get it. This team is nuts. (156)