Detroit is definitely one of the weirdest locker rooms there is in the SMJHL, but when I was drafted there 16th overall and walked into the backroom with management and got to meet the rest of my teammates as they trickled in, one by one, after hearing their name called, I knew it was going to be a great place. Like I said though, this place is weird, and there's a couple big reasons why. First of all, Tig is constantly clipping his toenails. Every single day, this guy is spending hours upon hours just clipping small parts of his toenails. They look like some kind of dented rock sculpture. Also, Tobias is always asking the mascot if he can borrow his Falconhead. He's always trying to wear it, sometimes he wears it in the shower. I think our mascot gets really uncomfortable whenever he sees Tobias coming out of the locker room. This place is definitely a very weird place all-around, but a place that isn't weird is a place that's boring.