So I decided to create a card about Minnesota Chiefs right wing Joseph Lombardi for this random company called Wizards of the Coast, who are obviously making some sort of Magic: The Gathering spinoff. He'd be a normal creature, and a dwarf due to his height. The card would be called Joseph the Small, a reference to the Chiefs and their Native American mascot. Joey is 5'3", which is pretty short for a player in the SHL. One of his abilities would have to be speed. He'd be able to skate past his opponents really well due to his 90 skating. But the thing that would make his card overpowered is his attack. The attack would be very lethal, since Lombardi has 99 scoring, but as with most attack-heavy cards, it would take a long time to deploy. The card would also have a buff on it called "Inconsistent", which would make his attack hit less often then you'd think it would.

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