If I could make a card, I think the funniest player to make it about would be about Blabar Bananerstrom in my team of Toronto. As a player, when you look at his stats, you can see that he’s kind of a really focused player. For a card game from Wizard of the Coast, Blabar would be a pusher type kind of card with lots of attack power representing his sole focus on scoring and a weak toughness or resistance stat since he doesn’t have lots of endurance and strength. When coming into play, he would be able to attack on the first turn. But since his passing is extremely weak, he would get a malus on his attack when paired with more than three other creatures / players. The tactic mostly used with that card would be to make tactical strike but he would come and go every turn. You cannot summon him with mana, only with money.