S42 PT #1 - Trading Card Game
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Clint Eastwood
Registered Dump and Chase extraordinaire
If I had to create a card specifically for the Riot, it'd be for a game called "Game Come To Life." The card specificially would be my good pal dizzy otherwise known as Louie Garret otherwise known as Halifax Raiders cooperative general manager otherwise known as my bitch. If you got him you'd have two options. One: You grow angel wings and you can fly around for 25 minutes and you have the ability to possess cars. You can cause massive car crashes, pile ups, and spin offs whenever you want causing millions of deaths, coverage for Fox, and millions of laughs for yourself. The other ability would be to be able to read minds and make people say those thoughts out loud. I'd then go into Samee's mind and make him say, "I wonder what spraining my dick would feel like." This would be during dinner time with his two younger brothers and his parents. This would cause all sorts of confusion. I'd then go to mr. Teddy Cuddles and make him say, "Clint's the hottest motherfucker in the world and I'm gonna love him forever" while going out to Antman and The Wasp with his friends. This would cause some confusion ehh m8?
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