07-26-2018, 11:13 PM Slappydoodle Wrote: 07-24-2018, 10:33 AM Clint Eastwood Wrote: They gotta start wiping out about 70% of their population so they aren't overpopulated. They've got plenty.
They are actually in desperate need of females. The one child policy, coupled with traditional Chinese misogyny, has resulted in a huge shortage in the female population. From the eighties on, couples routinely kept only male children. There are towns made up of bachelor males with no hope of finding wives, known as "bachelor villages".
Pretty fucked up shit and further proof of the law of unintended consequences.
see i gonna make $$$
09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE
THE VISSHOUND
Age: 36
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 178
Number: 09
Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona
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Season Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 6 || PTS: 14 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 15
S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2 || PIMS: 35
S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04 || A: 04 || PTS: 08 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 22
S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 13 || PTS: 24 || +/- +5 || PIMS: 17
S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 19 || PTS: 31 || +/- +7 || PIMS: 12
S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 34 || PTS: 51 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 12
S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43 || PTS: 70 || +/- +24 || PIMS: 18
S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36 || PTS: 60 || +/- +28 || PIMS: 25
S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34 || PTS: 54 || +/- +30 || PIMS: 4
S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22 || PTS: 45 || +/- +20 || PIMS: 4
S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35 || PTS: 59 || +/- +25 || PIMS: 11
S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44 || PTS: 78 || +/- +36 || PIMS: 38
S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 20
S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45 || PTS: 74 || +/- +32 || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G: 2 [/font][/color]
3 || A: 19 || PTS: 42 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 50
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SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/- +197 || PIMS: 214
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Playoff Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 4
S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/- -1 || PIMS: 2
S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 4
S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 6
S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 13
S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 0
S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 0
S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 4
S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 2
S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/- +3 || PIMS: 9
SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 6
SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/- -10 || PIMS: 38
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Transactions
S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL
S30 STL - 1 Season $3M
S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN
S31 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M
S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M
S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M
S38 WIN - Opted out
S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M
S41 WIN - 2 Seasons $6M
S43 WIN - 1 Season $5M
S44 WIN - 1 Season $5M
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Other
S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31
S31 USA - IIHF Gold
S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated
S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR
S34 USA - IIHF Gold
S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420
S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup
S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History
S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History
S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim
S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star
S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876
S40 USA - IIHF Gold
S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285
S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league
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Sojan Sviser
Age: 38
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 268
Number: 44
Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri
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SMJHL Regular Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place
S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place
S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place
S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place
S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place
TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 ||
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SMJHL Post Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals
S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1
S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1
S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2
TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad
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Transactions:
S35 COL Hired As Co-GM
S39 COL Relived As Co-GM
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Awards:
S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner