The Tale of the Tape for tonight's fight between Nikolaj Boyle and Guts O'Bigbers looks pretty dull.  Sometimes what's written on paper is what happens in reality, as this fight was a snoooooozefest.  No clear winner comes out as both players look pretty sluggish in the fight.  Boyle draws the instigator minor and gets ejected, but he's gotta wish he got the win the fight too.  Outweighing O'Bigbers by 45 pounds and towering over with a 5 inch reach advantage, Nikolaj Boyle has sent a message to the SMJHL:  He is nothing to fear when the gloves are off.

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