Punching Bag Of The Game
PElias Armia Jr.

Elias Armia Jr. was hit a whopping 5 times in tonight’s game by five different players. This accounted for roughly eighteen percent of the hits thrown in the game. He must have been doing something right as the opposing coach told his players to give him everything they had. He paid for it too. Late in the third, Elias disappeared into the locker room for repairs, and we didn’t see him any more after that. When we tried to reach him after the game we were turned away. His coach dismissed any questions with, “I don’t have an update right now.”

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