Quote:With all the fame, money, and power that accompanies being a pro athlete, it can be easy to feel a bit like a superhero sometimes as a professional hockey player. What if you took it one step further, though? What would it be like to be a real-life superhero?

DMS would be like Bruce Wayne, except instead of Gotham/Chicago, i'm in Seattle/Emerald City. There might be a handful of comparable things but i'd definitely be more of a second rate poor man's batman since I'm not a billionaire, oh and I play hockey to supplement my income. DMS probably wont be plastered all over the sides of buildings either, but maybe on the side of the shady lookin' motel down the street. Instead of the Batmobile, I drive the Ratmobile. Its the same car, just fundamentally different. I would probably have some ninja stars to skillfully and precisely, I just don't have the money to make my own DMS branded one like the ones batman has. Really what this boils down to is DMS is a poor man's rich man Batman, He can be a hero, but just not a very good one. He probably shouldn't quit his day job.