What do you mean IF Tigole Bitties was a super hero? He is a super hero! With amazing abilities such as 99 scoring, puck handling and defense, he is other worldly! Instead of using his super human abilities to fight crime or protect the innocent, he’s decided to provide the Edmonton Blizzard a chance at Challenge Cup contention as their #1 center. In a town like Edmonton, championship starved and craving a hockey championship, he’s doing his job as a super hero to try to bring them to the Challenge Cup promised land.

Oh, and he learned when he was 5 that he has mammary vision. It’s like having x-ray vision, but he can only see through the shirts of men and women to see their mammary tissue. If you have any concerns of breast cancer, Bitties is hosting a mammary scan in Concourse 3B before every home game this season.