@karlssens @Keygan

Tor Tuck has been a reasonable, team first player since his arrival in Edmonton. However there are a few things he requires:

1. The board game Ticket to Ride is boring an overrated, as long as Tor Tuck is participating in Tabletop Simulator Nights, Ticket to Ride WILL NOT BE PLAYED. It is a terrible introductory game and a disservice to the board gaming hobby.
2. Should either of you abandon your post as general manager before our ultimate goals are achieved, you cannot play for any team without approval from Tor Tuck.
3a. You MUST give Tor Tuck the opportunity to be entertained should you visit his region in California.
3b. Should you meet Tor Tuck in the terms of 3A, you must eat any meat he provides you, no questions asked.
4. The Philadelphia Eagles are just as bad as the Nazis, maybe worse, you must always root against them. Should Tor Tuck start a "Fuck The Eagles" chant. It should immediately be returned at all times.
5. You must tell Tor Tuck you love him at least once a week, and mean it.

There are my demands and I cannot budge on any of them. I believe they are fair and with them you will have my unending loyalty to the Edmonton Blizzard.