Last season, I was in the SMJHL. Moreover, were I to ever be called up, this mediocre player would find himself buried on a depth chart being passed by far better players. Pretty straightforward if you ask me. So what has changed from this season to last? Well, for starters the Edmonton Blizzard traded me away to save their cap (smart) to the New England Wolfpack. I've gone from one snakebitten franchise to another, great. So now instead of being a last resort center for the most snakebitten team in the West, I am now a last resort center for the most snakebitten team in the East. The Whalers also lost their star faceoff liability, but we won a championship, so I guess that is good and makes it all worth it, although I think I only did stuff in games we lost, maybe the bad omen is not the teams but me, man that's weird.