After drinking the off season away and growing an impressive beard, Troy McClure III has shaved, then regrew a reasonable beard, and is now ready to return to Winnipeg. His tears have been dried by the cold ice and warm chocolate milk from his teammates. Everyone else looks great in the lockerroom, but Troy hasn't grown much at all. He is far and away not the player the jets need him to be. He is still sloppy in both zones, slow to skate, and seems unable to get pumped up for games. The playoffs are still fresh in his mind, and it shows. He is no longer a rookie that can ride the excuses that he is new, but he is still going to try it anyway. The only bright spot is the fact that GM and Player, Flappy Mc Pappy, is now going to be the pairing partner for Troy. He calms him much like a bottle of milk calms a baby, or a bottle of beer calms a sour locker room.

Hopefully Troy advances from his season last year. Only time will tell.