I felt bad excluding someone from the Pride so...

@Snuffalupagus the winters get cold, and theres no neck warmer long enough for your massive trunk, so I hand knitted you one.

@prettyburn to help you and Xena make your definitive rankings of sexiest men in the NHL I got a group of NHL men to a shirtless photoshoot so you have more material to base your rankings on.

@Jiggly_333 I spoke with a friend in the biz and got your a record deal, you'll have three studio albums and a world tour.

@Beaver I got you some wood. I heard it's been awhile since you got some

@"Marc Bradford" I got your draft day jersey which said "Marc Bradford" replaced to have your actual name "Petr Vrana" on it, and got name tags for you to wear so people stop making that mistake

@Mackkz I spoke to my x-men buddies and got you surgery to replace your bones with adamantium like wolverines. Since you take such a beating in net every night.

@Muerto I paid for your accounting program. And slept with all your profs so you're guaranteed straight A's

@Obsidian311 I hired someone to kill Cardi B, your wife will never listen to her again.

@Beaty I know you've left, but where ever you are I still love you dude, and hope life is good. No gift here, but wanted to say that.

@"luketd" I got you a stack of coupons for "1 Free King will not interrupt me all podcast", use them as you please.

@JRed94 I bought you a new dog, the one in your display pic looks old af and it's about to die.

@Flowseidon, for you my thick booty friend, I got you a home power lifting set.

@ViN I got you your own girlfriend so you can stop sleeping with mine.

@CanadianDuck I got you and AmericanGoose. I hope them and your duck can become friends.

@Lazyeye I got you some new mits, since you can't seem to do anything but score with your current ones.

@mcgriddleluver, easy, life time supply of McD's, your heart attacks on me

@Nickleback_lover69 love you baby, merry christmas, can't post what your gift is on here

A few others...

@ej27 I set up a series of blind dates, one every other week, all year. All look like Tyler Seguin, make money like Connor McDavid, and are hung.... ry to get to know you better.

@JayWhy I got you a magic rabbit foot to change your GM luck at the draft

@Ace I got you special brownies for your team to eat, laced with laxatives to hopefully get them to stop winning games and ruining the pick.

@JSS I got you "How to GM for dummies" figured you'll need it

@TheDangaZone @BadWolf guess what, your wedding is paid for, on me.

@Nobody you british mother, I got you the unreleased sequal to Spirited Away. For your eyes only

@Evok I got you a ticker to Australia, so I can at least say you've been there once so I don't look as stupid thinking you lived there

@Good_Ole_Kimmy and @Snussu I got you the real Xing video you guys always wanted

@DrunkenTeddy 10 coupons for a free weekend of baby sitting, Xena and I got you covered

@ArGarBarGar I got you a house in the best retirement home in Minny

@bilbo Bought you a lifetime pass to fly in Canada so you can visit Jenny as often as you want

@Mack You sexy mother you, two minutes of making out, with tongue

@CFJ custom made pop vinyls for every Leafs player

@Wally An apology letter from the SHL, signed by everyone, for not letting shit go and pushing you away from the SHL during a shitty time in your life. SHL is sorry man. Come back <3