Here in Halifax, we like music because it distracts from the unfortunate reality that we are absolutely fucked in the standings. Naturally, I am in charge of music on the weekends. Everybody knows I've got the best tunes, so here we go.

Whatever - Our Lady Peace

We choose this song because we want to instill fear into our opponent. You may say, Troy how does this instill fear into opponents? Well this was Chris Benoit's theme song in WWE. And Chris Benoit killed his family. So, connect the dots. I wanna put the boys in the mood to kill the other team. 

Cocaine - Eric Clapton

This one is for motivation. I'll just leave it at that.

This Means War - Avenged Sevenfold

Every game is a war and unfortunately so far, we're looking like the French. We have to destroy our enemies with the force of a thousand armies. Right now we're a dinghy against 25 battleships.

Reckless and Relentless - Asking Alexandria

So this song goes out to the rest of the league. Except replace the word "band" in the open with "team". Also because it's about partying so it's a middle finger to our critics. We go to bible study like good kids. Plus whiskey only burns if you're a bitch.

I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys

If you don't like the Backstreet Boys, I will petition for the GM to trade you. So this is how I test who needs to get traded. And yes, that's why we've had a couple trades in the last week.