Karlstraβe Scholz   - Sanyi Kocsis    - Aaron Freakin Rome 

Jøln DuBølk  - Cassius Darrow  

Peter Larson

You might be asking yourself: "MCP, why is your team full of defensemen?" Simple: Everyone here is in the top 5 in shots blocked, and the goalie with the highest save percentage (and as far as I'm aware, I can do this). Despite the obvious downside that we aren't top goal scorers, we would be blocking shots out the god damn wazoo. I mean, that much defense? We'll wear down that other team to the point where we'll score on the opposing goalie, who by that time is pretty damn cold. 

Now, you might say "Putting a bunch of defensemen on a team won't do you any good" and "wow, what a WHACKY and CRAAAAAAAAZY concept! (jk this sucks)", but to that I say: if a semi-stoppable object met with an unstoppable object, who would win? The unstoppable one, of course! So before you go and rant to me that this comp sucks, good luck getting a puck past the wall.