It's not every day you get to make an allstar team out of almost any SMJHL player, and today still isn't that day! No sir, today we are looking for grit, we are looking for heart, we are looking for...INTANGIBLES. Let's take a look at the 5 lucky players that will make up this rough-and-tough lineup.

Starting on defense will be 2 players that aready play together in Detroit. They combined for 224 hits and 167 penalty minutes, which is top 10 in both categories in the entire league. These 2 only play together a little bit on the 4th pairing in detroit, but you bet your butt they'll be playing a full 60 here.

On to the forwards now! First and foremost we have Willie Fisterbottom! Fisterbottom's eagerness and willingness to get into scraps is the number one reason he will be in the starting lineup. he participated in 3 fights this season and had an impressive 71 pim. I am also curious as to if he will fist her bottom or not.

next up is Lillie Jacobs of the Colorado Raptors! Currently sitting at 2nd in the entire league in hits at 135, it'sa a no brainer why we'd want Jacobs on the squad. She hits....a lot. need I say more?

Last up is...wait am i reading that right..urg, Rain...bow...Dash? It's hard to say that name while trying to keep a straight face, but here we are. Dash leads the league in hits and is no laughing matter. Everything about him is the definition of tough...except for the name of course.