LW - Bust                           C - Donnie Dicks                          RW - Dick Clapper

                 D - Johnny Sins                              D - Jean-Pierre Gay
          
                                             G - Mike Hunt

My lineup includes some of the most sexual sounding names in the SMJHL. Starting off, I kept myself at RW because thats where I have spent my entire season even though I am actually LW. With a first name like Dick, you know where my intentions lie, sex is always on my mind. On LW we have Bust, whose name is so close to bustY, not quite there but it's close enough for me to include them in this lineup. The centre of this line is none other than Donnie Dicks, arguably better than Dick Clapper because their name includes a plural of dicks rather than just one. On D we have Johnny Sins, a legendary porn star who threatened to fuck us all if we failed the No Nut November challenge. His D partner is Jean-Pierre Gay, who I assume is french and therefore a great lover, but we all know I included them just because their last name is Gay. Finally, keeping the pucks out of net is Anaheim goalie Mike Hunt who is included because their name sounds like "my cunt" when said aloud. This is a real championship winning line even though I don't know anyone's actual stats besides my own.