As you should all know, Kim Jong-un is a huge basketball fan and the legendary Dennis Rodman has been the penultimate ambassador of the sport to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and the nation's supreme leader. While a niche market, it's one that major basketball leagues have failed to capitalize on. This leaves a big opportunity - Kim Jong-un is an avid sports fan who once managed a legendary five hole in ones in a single round of golf. North Korea's ice hockey team currently ranks 41st in the world and they have a gorgeous arena in the capital city of Pyongyang. Reports are that Minnesota Chiefs rookie defenseman Poopity Scoop is just the right guy to be ice hockey's Dennis Rodman - a talented, eccentric player who is dominant defensively and a future Hall of Famer. So, naturally, the Chiefs would need to be one of the two participants. Their opponent would have to be the Hamilton Steelhawks who, despite being chronic underperformers, do have Andrew Martin who is also rumoured to have links to the Supreme Leader. What a match this will be at the Pyongyang Ice Arena.