1. ToeDragons 2285 TPE (most TPE in league history)
2. Ireland's 3 straight IIHF gold medals (S42-Present)
3. Alonzo Garbanzo's 1738 blocks (438 more than 2nd place)
4. Wasty's 31 seasons as the GM of the Panthers
5. Danny Foster's 7 Turd Fergeson Awards
6. Calgary making the playoffs in 20 of 21 seasons
7. Thadeus Prince has a 29-4-1 lifetime SHL record in net
8. Kelowna winning 3 straight 4 Star Cup Championships (S40-43)

Explanation:
That TPE amount is insane. I don't expect that anyone else will ever come close to that amount, that requires an insane amount of consistency and even a bit of luck in regards to the success it takes to get that much TPE. Ireland's achievement also requires a bit of luck and that's why it is up there in terms of rankings. IIHF is single elimination, winner takes all after the round robin and to win 3 straight seasons worth of those games? Impressive. Garbanzo owns a record that is going to be hard to touch. That sheer amount of blocks is very impressive and while yes, some of that comes from longevity, it is still an amount that is impressive, especially given how far behind second is. Wasty gets major props for sticking with the Panthers for as long as he has. I know SHL GMing is different than SMJHL GMing, but it is a strong time commitment. To be able to do that for 31 seasons is insane. 

Why Kelowna is last: Impressive that they won 3 4 Star Cups in a row? Yes, absolutely. Mad props to Nour for that. However, the way they won puts it very low on my list. Selling all your rookies and draft picks and active players for a bunch of inactives doesn't do it for me. A dead locker room isn't worth the titles, especially when it comes to the SMJHL where we are supposed to be developing players for the next level.