The GOAT list

1. Danny Foster's 7 Turd Fergeson Awards.
2. Calgary making the playoffs in 20 of 21 seasons.
3. ToeDragons 2285 TPE (most TPE in league history)
4. Alonzo Garbanzo's 1738 blocks (438 more then 2nd place)
5. Wasty's 31 seasons as the GM of the Panthers
6. Thadeus Prince has a 29-4-1 lifetime SHL record in net.
7. Irelands 3 straight IIHF gold medals (S42-Present)
8. Kelowna winning 3 straight 4 star cup championships (S40-43)

Winning 7 Turdy's is amazing. Even Bono isn't that much of a Turd.

Calgary is a magical team. Esa pretty much is the old guy from Gran Torino at this point. He still refuses to quit, and will play until someone kills him.

Toe has stuck with the same player long enough to earn almost 2300 tpe. That's fucking insane.

ArGar was a monster with his last player. This would be the top one if they didn't prop his corpse up in front of the net for the last couple of seasons.

Wasty has been on the same team for 31 seasons. That's a really, really long time. Even longer in sim league time. It's ridiculous that he's been the GM of the team for so long. It'll be a sad day when that changes.

Thadeus Prince's last name is Prince. I would say it should be King with that kind or record, but King has a bit of a stigma attached now.

Ireland. This probably should be the top one, actually. They're not drunk enough if they can skate.

Kelowna is pretty impressive in its own right. But they would need 4 to be really impressive.