When Swedish forward, Ender Zavala got off the plain in Halifax on his way to Raiders training camp, he never anticipated the arena being so hard to find. He couldn't read any of the signs and had no way of communicating with anyone. He spent the first hour and a half, standing around and calling out in Swedish, but other than a lot of stares, this got him nothing. Zavala, being the bright light that he is, tried to sneak back on the plane that he'd arrived in. He didn't get far. Security discovered Zavala trying to sneak into the luggage compartment of the plain and immediately took him to customs, where he was searched and tested for drugs. The security guards wanted to know where Zavala was headed, but Zavala obviously couldn't tell them and even if he could have, I doubt he would have known any more than the security.
Eventually the guards realized that Zavala was harmless and had a passport, so there wasn't much they could do to prevent him from going on his way. Zavala decided that he was going to try to find the arena and after multiple attempts, eventually found a door to the outside world. Unlucky for him, this door led onto the runway. All of a sudden the place was in panic and police were on the scene in a few seconds. They tackled Zavala, tasered him and brought him back to the station where they held him in a cell. After a few days, a man arrived who claimed to know Zavala. It was his agent, Bill Mucker and Bill was not happy. Zavala had missed the first three days of camp and the Halifax franchise had to pay the $1000 bail to get him out of jail.
Zavala was rushed to camp without another word and as soon as he arrived, the coaches made him do 50 laps of the rink. His teammates were all staring at him like he was from another planet and by the end of, Zavala still had no idea he'd done anything wrong. The Raiders forced him to work on his English over the off-season and we finally got a chance to interview this lost sole.

"So... Ender... How did the coaches react after you got arrested on your first day in the country?"

"That wow the pop Eaha and defile my flower, Terah are, No a to free oh see your rave, that is I your guess Reira Oaoa Api and it Ratou me and you Roberts can Theda. Is Ra, Manao to take you."

"Uhhh… Ok... How are you getting along with your teammates so far?"

"Teammates vlemusha, ach jehvid. Mus chah seh chah coach neh rur chah. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"...Thanks for the interview man."

"Nil."