Who lives in a piece of turd on the side of the street? POOP - ITT - Y - SCOOP!
Amazing defenseman and goat like is he? POOP - ITT - Y - SCOOP!

From the outside, Poopity Scoop's house just looks like a giant turd with a door and some windows. However, one step into his fecal abode and you'll see his house is truly the shit! Upon entrance, you'll be shocked a well well-lit glimmering hallway filled with jewels from the nooks and crannies of the earth, a hall fit for royalty. And then you will see a door at the end of the hallway. When you try to open it and you are unexpected, poop will fall on your face. So you best get an invitation from Poopity Scoop before coming!

Enter and you will be greeted by a staircase going down. And wow oh wow. This is where the magic happens. You are met by a majestic living area with a giant projector, beautiful couches, and clear bowls full of shelled pistachios. And you sit down for just a second but then... Then you will fall asleeppppppp.