Yo cribs! Welcome to my crib.

So, this is where I live. Over here is my kitchen. I use that stove to yah know, cook my food. Heres my coffee maker, juicer, toaster. 

This here is my fridge. As you can see I don't eat much.

*he opens the door to the fridge, exposing what seems to be the top of a building. Covered in smoke*

This is the passage to my lord Gozer, the Traveler.
Follow me.

Up here is my roof top altar where I can summon Gozer. These are her dog gargoyles, Zuul and Vinz Clortho. They didnt murder you. They must like you..
Over here are the heads of the last of the Meketrix Supplicants. 

Here she comes. She looks mad.

Alright, beat it. I got shit to do. Dont go get yourself roasted in the he-depths of a Slor alright?

*he slams the door.*