Fortunately for me I am a scrub still in the SHL so there was no invite to the SHL awards show this year. Or they lost the invite during the move from San Francisco to New Orleans. Who knows really? However I did watch the show. Watched the SHL stars show up with their super model girlfriends, watched the guys and gals win their awards, and watched the host nervously try to impress people that have no clue who he is. All of this from the comfort of my couch in good old Salem, OR with a blunt in one hand and my phone in another I sat in my birthday suit and watched as players won awards I will never have a shot at. I spent the first portion of the awards show getting as blazed as possible to get the creative juices flowing and then once it was all said and done I washed it down with a bottle of Kraken rum that I had been saving for a few years because of laziness. Boring, I know but it hopefully gets better as the invites start rolling in as I earn more respect in the league.