Written Task: in 150 words or more, talk to us about your red carpet moment! What did you wear? who designed it? what vehicle did you climb out of? did you bring anyone with you? were you asked any questions? who sat in the same row as you? did you or anyone else create any controversy or social media buzz? Walk us all through your red carpet experience!

NOT TOO LONG AGO, MR DERMOT LAVELLE WHO PLAYS FOR THE BUFFALO STAMPEDE WON THE JESSTER AWARD , ITS EITHER SPELLED LIKE THAT OR CLOSE, BUT EVEN DESPITE BEING THE BEST ROOKIE OF THE YEAR VOTED BY EVERYBODY, IT WASN'T ENOUGH FOR THOSE CUNTS TO GIVE ME A UNANIMOUS ALL ROOKIE YEAR NOMINATION, REGARDLESS I DIGRESS. I WORE A NICE CONOR MCGREGOR-ESQUE FUCK YOU PINSTRIPE SUIT. IT WAS DESIGNED BY THE SAME GUY. THE VEHICLE I CLIMBED OUT OF WAS A NICE AND QUAINT TOYOTA COROLLA. I WAS NOT ASKED ANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE NOBODY KNEW WHO I WAS. MY TEAM SAT IN THE SAME ROW AS ME. I CAUSED NO CONTROVERSY BECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE WHO CRAVE ATTENTION ON THE SHL AND WRITE BAITY/CONTROVERSIAL COMMENTS OR MEDIA, DISGUSTING REALLY. THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH MY RED CARPET EXPERIENCE AND AFTERWARDS I WAS INCREDIBLY SAD AND DISGUSTED BY THE MANNER IN WHICH I WAS TREATED ON THE RED CARPET.