Do you need someone that won't block shots?

Do you want someone who will turn the puck over all the damn time?

Looking for someone who looks intimidating, but will get beat up over and over?

Looking for someone to give you 10 second shifts?

Looking for the piece that makes your fans question you sanity?

Want to be the next Mike Milbury?

Well do I have the player for you, Padraig is just the worst.

He is not sought after by any team and will likely cause your team to lose the Challenge Cup, but if you don't think you can win it anyway, then he is an AMAZING scapegoat for ya.

So yeah, umm come and get him. Unless you are scared.