as this was my suggestion, i have been following along intently. i would now like to present my picks for the tastiest-sounding creations, the most disgusting-sounding creations, and the funniest creations. all personal preference and tastes, obviously. also, fuck i'm hungry now.


Tastiest

@chetib "The Tibuk SoonikaPizza/Sub Combo - The pizza is a Chicken pesto pizza. After baking each slice of pizza is rolled and placed on the inside of a submarine sandwich bread. Cheese is then applied on top of the rolled pizza and the whole things is toasted once more. The delicious oils of the pesto and chicken are captured by the bread and is eaten whole."

@hhh81 "The Darrow Double Trouble pizza/sub combo comes with an eight inch sub with a split bratwurst and knockwurst flat grilled til crispy, spicy "Buffalo" brown mustard, garlicky pickles, and sauerkraut. The pizza is a hand tossed pretzel crust covered in thin slices of German frankfurter, spicy brown mustard sauteed diced onions, and a Big Ditch Hayburner beer cheese sauce."

@JayWhy "It's a sandwich with chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, jalapeno peppers, potato chips and ranch dressing."

@Mayuu "Pizza a la Passamuss - Tomato sauce, Cheese, Chicken, Pineapple, Peanuts, Banana, Curry, Tangerine and a splash of Garlic sauce"

@O4L "the pizza comes topped with kimchi, bibimbap, bulgogi and a side of tteokbokki. After the pizza is cooked in the oven, a top-secret "Smeb Sauce" is added to the pizza to top it off." (inclusion depends on what "smeb sauce" is.........)

@Wasty "A foot long brioche bread with shaved prime rib, pastrami, turkey, parmesan garlic french fries, swiss cheese, havarti cheese and mayo. Served with a side of Au Jus for dipping."

@vbottas17 "Jello, lettuce & roasted pork all served on a homemade Kaiser roll," (strangely into this)

@ztevans "The Nikolai Evans sub is a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich, why the fuck are you eating a sub when this pizza is right here?" jokes on you i love pb&j

@Tomen "The Selich special pizza/sub combo exists of a pizza that has little brawurst slices on top with some peppers and pineapple slices wrapped with bacon with extra chesse."

@The__Y-man__100 "The pizza that comes with said sandwich, is a Asiago cheese pizza with kielbasi stuff crust, topped with prime rib, pineapples and more fried onions as you can never have enough onion with your meals"

Disgustingest

@Fantobens "When you walk up to the counter and say, "gimmie tge pinto." You are handed a piece of cheese pizza that the delivery guy took a bite out of because he was hungry. A half of a roll, it feels toasted, but its actually going stale, slathered in mayo with nothing else."

@SlashACM "Cainer special: cheese pizza with no toppings, made with a specific type of cheese- Swiss."

^this is fine i just don't personally like swiss cheese^

@"Flareon4043" "Sub: pepperoni, sweetcorn, gherkins and mayo" disgusting jfc

@Scrufdaddy "Then you have the sub with uh... beef tongue again, but this time with some hair on it. The sub has nothing else, it's just beef tongue, hair, on a row of Hawaiian rolls that haven't been split apart."

@dizzyDC "The Louie Garrett has salami and pepperoni with spinach, tomato, and banana peppers. To make it interesting some shredded vulcanized rubber gets sprinkled in."

@Jepox "... the sub is a bit odd. It's just cucumbers, mayo, lettuce, and shredded cheese. " (no thank you)

@SpartanGibbles "Monstrosity" (RIP your toilet)

Funniest/Most Creative

@bbjygm "The Slap McShotty Pizza/Sub combo - The pizza is a pepperoni pizza, but the pepperonis are half an inch thick to resemble hockey pucks. The sub is hollowed out and a bladder is fitted in the bread filled with vodka. When you pick up your order, you're Slapped with a slice of the pizza and then you take a McShot from the sub."

@5ympathies "The "Dick Clapper" sub is a footlong sub with just a full eggplant inside. Not cut or anything, just a hefty purple eggplant surrounded by bread. On the bread are copious amounts of ranch and other white sauces, drowning the sub to the point where if just eating an eggplant with bread wasn't enough, it's also a saucy mess of a pool."

@Tomasnz " It is a simple sub, ham cheese and mayo, but the twist is that it comes 12" only, but precut into 1" bricks. These are stacked like brick work into a special "larson" wall tray, and then additional cheese is added on top of the 12 mini subs. Then streaky bacon laid in parallel rows atop the cheese."

everything that @Julio Tokolosh wrote

@Glyc "The woodcroft Special, comes equiped with any type of sawdust as a topping and cheese is extra"

@c00kies "The Hooter Shooter- Two homemade meatballs made with a spicy sriracha pizza sauce, drizzled with a zesty ranch sauce, and smothered between a caramelized bun that you just can't resist squeezing and have the juices run down your mouth. The top of the bun has melted mozzarella and parm cheese, and is finished off with a fine spritz of holy truffle oil. Tell all your friends so they are abreast about this pizza/sub freak in the sheets combo and they can shoot their own shot. Served with a glass of fresh breast milk."

@Randominoe "This sub is all about randomness, to correctly order this sub you must have a dice with you upon arrival to the Pizzeria and Deli, your type of bread/dough, sauce, vegetables, meat, and cheese will all be decided one by one depending on what number is rolled." (i like this)

@White Cornerback "It consists of a Sklandrausis (which according to the wiki page is the asshole of a cat) with some jani cheese and some head cheese and a curd snack which literally looks like a turd snack. Also some semolina mousse is thrown on because who knows what that is, add some bread and presto ur set for the noon and night on the royal throne" (hell yeah)

@Fordyford "The big trade combo: This combo consists of all your favourites, except traded for something worse (like Tony Ford was). Pepperoni pizza, but made with sausage instead of pepperoni and slightly weird tasting cheese. The sub would've been an ideal breakfast sandwich, eggs, bacon and sausage all combined. Except the sausages are over processed, the bacon is waaayyyy too salty, and the eggs are somehow sub par, but you can't quite tell how."