Task #1 - We join Vancouver Whalers RW Jon Forty-One on how he thinks the Vancouver Whalers will do vs the Militia and how he felt the series will go. (Before Whalers went onto lose it) "Well, honestly I think we have a good chance, we would need a pretty good start I think to be able to beat them but I looking at it from a personal view of I am just hoping I can contribute to the team as much as possible. I have an interview coming up shortly so I can go into more detail but it would be great to hopefully help the lads at the Whalers get to the finals." 

He was then asked another question. "What do you think your chances of contributing on the ice this series will be." After a short pause Mr. Forty-One would respond with a confident: "If I'm genuinely honest. 100%!" But in reality he would not whatsoever. 

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Task #2 - 

During the first Vancouver home game of the play-offs til the exit to the Militia they have had some interesting fans come watch the matches. So here are the top 5 noteworthy people that came to the games.

1 - Burt Reynolds. - Burt Fucking Reynolds!
2 - Archer - Famous spy. Coincidentally at the same game Burt Fucking Reynolds was at.
3 - Tom Holland - Yes the 3rd movie spiderman came. Apparently rumours are spreading he told fans the ending to the far from home movie.
4 - Lil Big D(ave) - A famous local rap artist who is from the mean streets of suburban Vancouver.
5 - The green women - The wives of the infamous green men fans

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The only Instagram post Jon Forty-One has ever made (Because he knows how garbage Instagram actually is) was a logo picture of the Vancouver Whalers with this message. "To all it will concern. I first off wish the thank the whole Vancouver Whalers staff and backroom people for never giving up on me and picking me up and welcoming me into the family. I had a pretty great start to the season, working my way into the 3rd line and getting a game winning goal before I streaked into a bad path. I have an interview booked to discuss this at a later date but I will say that I am sorry I couldn't help the lads much this play-offs season and next season I will make a difference and hopefully bring home the cup to the best fanbase in the lower leagues. My focus moves on to helping the UK but in the back of my mind I'll be preparing for the next season. Go Whalers go!

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Will do the other 4 later on! <3