I can speak from experience when I say I feared Big Manious so much I had to join the Winnipeg Jets. Big, the Season 22 draftee, played 902 games for the Jets and put up 570 points in that same time span. More notably, Big Manious threw the body 2302 times over the course of his nineteen season career. Big was a two-time All-SHL second team selection, a one-time All-SHL third team selection, an Aidan Richan winner and Turd Ferguson winner, a Scott Stevens nominee, and a two-time Challenge Cup champion.

This is Big Manious' fourth season of eligibility.

Note: I have conflicting information on the spelling of "Manious." Can I get a spell check, or is this the grammar-error-ridden VHL?