Hey what's up. I'm Jon Snow and I just moved here from Alaska after being drafted to the Halifax Raiders. I'll be honest, I am not looking for anything serious. Soooo hit me up if you catch my drift. I am new to the east coast and don't know much about it. I was banished to the north after concussing some up-and-comer in the minors. I am not some violent dude by the way, just check the youtube hit... totally legal. just the commisionner had it out for me as I was leading the league in scoring and it was his son I hit. #sobstory much? Anyways, I am happy to be back in this latitude of the continent. 

Tinder sucks, just send me a message with your phone number. #nofatchicks 

I play for the Raiders and would be happy to raid your panties later tonight.. so hit me up? 

I am a bastard child and would be happy to make a bastard with you #hitmeup

I am also 6'2, 220 pounds.. #anythingelseyouneed? 

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