Matchup: Manhattan Rage
Gameplan: Goalies aren’t important in hockey, so why not have Scotty Crawfling not play at all? Have him pulled from the opening faceoff and just use six skaters the whole game! Offense can be stopped by doing a Conga Line around the team’s goal when the opposition has the puck! And if you get possession of the puck and need a line change, feel free to throw it over the glass and into the stands from your own zone; delay of game has been removed from the game.

As for faceoffs, we should try having the wingers take faceoffs to switch things up and confuse opposing centers; less practice at faceoffs means different techniques! Also have the rest of the players stand as far back from the faceoff circle as possible so as not to crowd the faceoff taker; who cares about getting the puck if he wins the draw?

Lastly, for offense, the idea of Hail Marys is a great idea; take most of the shots from the red line! Also, skip passing, because goals are better than assists and everyone should be selfish! Skate as slow as possible too when possessing the puck because slow and steady wins the race.
Edited By: Barret McCarthy @Inf1d3l