Bold SHL predictions:


Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, madames et monsieurs, gather around and here a bold and shocking prediction for the upcoming SHL season. Please, those of you who are faint of heart, find a seat or even leave the tent entirely so as not to endanger your precious health.

Alright, for those remaining, I have convened with the spirits and danced with the fairies and can now bring you the amassed wisdom thus gained. The Manhattan Rage, darlings of the SHL intelligentsia, will fail to make the playoffs this season. What’s more, this failure will lead to a bad juju invading their locker room, leading to internal strife and discord. The eventual outcome will be the start of yet another re-build in Manhattan. The team will further flounder in the standings for some time and chaos will rule the day.

Why this must be so is, as yet, unknown. Perhaps there is some bad karma in management’s past. The answer lies shrouded in mystery. The only certainty is the unfortunate outcome.